*Disjecta*: *Style: An Anti-Textbook* by Richard Lanham

[Big Red Jeff Rubard]

IF I WAS A COOL MAN
DA DA DA DA DA DA DEE
I WOULD SPEAK WITH GREAT AUTHORITY
IN THE IDIOM OF THE NEW LEFT TO BE
(IT WAS NOT TO BE)
ETC

Paul A. Bove!
Some other WASP-y loser!
Genuine leftists!
My mom!
Houston!
Etc.

[Jeff Rubard]

On Jan 21, 7:56 pm, Big Red Jeff Rubard

Post by Big Red Jeff Rubard
IF I WAS A COOL MAN
DA DA DA DA DA DA DEE
I WOULD SPEAK WITH GREAT AUTHORITY
IN THE IDIOM OF THE NEW LEFT TO BE
(IT WAS NOT TO BE)
ETC
Paul A. Bove!
Some other WASP-y loser!
Genuine leftists!
My mom!
Houston!
Etc.

I WROTE IT
*SANS PHRASE* E-VEN
LEAVINS' OUT THE FUN-HYPHEN FROM HERE ON OUT
BUT XXOO PREE-CISE VITA FOR BRINGIN' BACK THE HENDIDAYS FLAVA

[Jeffrey Rubard]

On Jan 21, 7:56 pm, Big Red Jeff Rubard

Post by Big Red Jeff Rubard
IF I WAS A COOL MAN
DA DA DA DA DA DA DEE
I WOULD SPEAK WITH GREAT AUTHORITY
IN THE IDIOM OF THE NEW LEFT TO BE
(IT WAS NOT TO BE)
ETC
Paul A. Bove!
Some other WASP-y loser!
Genuine leftists!
My mom!
Houston!
Etc.

I WROTE IT
*SANS PHRASE* E-VEN
LEAVINS' OUT THE FUN-HYPHEN FROM HERE ON OUT
BUT XXOO PREE-CISE VITA FOR BRINGIN' BACK THE HENDIDAYS FLAVA

2022 Update: What if the "Richard Lanham" books weren't all written by the same person?